GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we're gonna talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more like just observing. It's a whole scene. You got your typical game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Like when that forward went flying into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a comic book